So It Begins

Pffffft, I have NO idea what to write in this thing. I literally just have nothing to write about. I mean, I'm not even that interesting! Well, I say that...I was born in South Africa. No, I didn't live in a bush hunting the buffalo with a spear. I hunted them with my hands. But people are always like "oh, wow, you lived in South Africa, you must have SOO many interesting stories to tell us". The most interesting thing I have to tell you is that I was almost bitten by a spider. How exciting is that!! For me, it was just sunshine and a big back garden. That was geniunely it.

I moved to Northern Ireland after this however. Now, say what you want about the crime, murder, racism and rape in South Africa. It was warm. Northern Ireland. Not warm. It does have its share of history though...with bombings and stuff. I'll be honest, it wasn't my favourite place to live =P. Although I should be positive since it was my home for 5 years...it does have the nice memories...of snow and rain...so much snow and rain...

Of course, living in countries with such different accents...my poor little accent got bloody confused. It didn't want to change, nooooo, it wanted to be stuborn. So instead it just picks up a few bits of EVERY accent until it sounded like some kind of freak amalgamation of sounds. Still, it works on the ladies. Well, lady =P.

Ahhh, there's genuinely nothing else to write about when it comes to me...umm...I'm short? Tom Cruise has nothing on my height! Still, I wouldn't be me without my vertically challenged body. Pfft, I really should've done more interesting things with my life. In fact, why are you still reading?! All the sensible people would've left by now!

Oh well, you've waisted a small chunk of your life reading this, so serves you right =P